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In a restaurant...

  • Man: Waiter! Bakit ang tagal ng inorder ko? Ilan ba ang cook niyo rito?
  • Waiter: Ay suri nimo sir, la man kami cuk, pipsi lang po.
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1 year ago on May 27, 2011 at 10:55pm
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Dalawang langaw nakadapo sa tae.

  • Langaw 1: Pare uutot ako!
  • Langaw 2: Pare walang ganyanan, kumakain tayo eh!
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1 year ago on May 27, 2011 at 10:16pm
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Leche.

A girl with her friends went to a bar…

When she read the sign saying “BELOW 18, NOT ALLOWED”

The girl said: “Hay naku! Wag na nga tayong tumuloy! SAMPU LANG TAYO EH!”

Leche.

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1 year ago on May 18, 2011 at 07:50pm
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Barado.

  • Bata: Ate, pabili [po ng isang juice na litro pack.
  • Tindera: Yung powder?
  • Bata: Bakit, may bareta po ba?
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1 year ago on May 18, 2011 at 07:33pm
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Holdap.

  • Holdaper: Holdap to! Bigay mo CP mo! Bilis!
  • Miss: Ay wait lang ha? Igi-GM ko muna na ikaw na gagamit nito...
  • Holdaper: Okay. Take your time.
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1 year ago on May 18, 2011 at 07:30pm
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